This guy is honestly worried about Guam tipping over!!! He represents you, Georgia!!! You elected this bumbling, stumbling idiot. I can't believe how professionally the Naval Officer handles it. That is why I stayed an enlisted man...I would have lost it on this dope. I would still be laughing at him. I told one of my friends today that if the military guys get bored on Guam they should get some really big oars and row over to Hawaii.