Sunday, February 28, 2010

Celebrity Healthcare PSA Parody...Hilarious!!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Bring Back The Chocodile!!!!

This is, by far, the greatest snack cake that hostess ever created. If there were ever a sweet, chocolatey substance that could actually bring about world peace in our is the chocodile. I have no idea why we can't get them anymore but I heard that the liberals raised taxes so high on the mighty chocodile, that hostess was forced to extinguish their production. Maybe if we could prove that they reduce every human's "carbon footprint" we could get them back in production. Those of you old enough to know what I'm talking about, please help to enlighten the younger ones on the heavenly chocodile. BRING IT BACK HOSTESS!!!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Generation "WE"...Generation Brainwashed

To anyone who still has their children enrolled in public school and/or is not actively involved in what is being taught to them on a daily basis, I introduce you to the result of blindly trusting the public education system with your children for the last 20 years:

Eric Greenberg is the author of this wonderful little piece of liberal propaganda, which claims this "generation" is "independent—politically, socially, and philosophically." If this is true, I am guessing that they wrote their own lines for this video, right Mr. Greenberg??? I am watching ten year old kids on this video utilizing liberal talking points throughout. I wonder where those came from, did these lines come directly from the brains of these "independent thinkers?"

First, I must address any children who actually, independently believe the propaganda from this video, which draws the most grim of pictures for today's youth, and tugs at the heart-strings of all to the most tragic plight of our poor youth, and the horrible world that awaits them.

Okay kids, I have an assignment for you today; so stop texting on your cell phones, take your ipod buds out of your ears, turn off your video games, and pick up the following book from the library, if they carry it. It's a little non-fiction work titled, "Angela's Ashes" by Frank McCourt. It is an autobiography of growing up in New York and Ireland in the 1930's and 1940's.

After reading, please let me know how worried you are about global warming, pollution, and your 'life span being less than your parents' when you are sharing one hard-boiled egg with your brothers and sisters.

Would you be so concerned with our "dependence on fossil fuels" if you were sharing one outdoor toilet with all of your neighbors? How would you feel about alleged "water contamination" when your water supply was flooded in the downstairs section of your dilapidated apartment?

Would you be so concerned about polluting your environment if you had to scavenge the streets for a lump of coal to somewhat heat your home?

Would you be so concerned with your life span being less than your parents if their was a good chance you would watch one or more of your siblings die in infancy or early childhood?

I am thinking that you might not see your current lives as such dire circumstances if you were in the situation that Mr. McCourt found his childhood to be in...just a thought.

I do not wish to spend too much of my article directed at the kids who allegedly identify with this Generation We movement, as they are obviously unwitting pawns in the "progressive" (socialist) movement.

Yes, that's right...while we were busy working two jobs to pay for two new cars and a nice new home that it was our "right" to possess...while we were busy working overtime to pay for our multiple high definition televisions, Playstation 3, Xbox, and all the other things we were entitled to have to make our children's lives better than ours were, we failed them. We colossally failed them. I will be the first to admit that I may most assuredly be included in this failure, and I will live with that knowedge for the rest of my life. It is extremely hard to "turn back" the mistakes we make with our kids once they are teenagers, though we must try if that is the position we find ourselves in...back to the point.

I'm not sure what day it was, but at some point we stopped being parents, and started trying to be our kids best friends. This is the point at which we surrendered a portion of our abilities to teach and influence their behavior to strangers. These strangers, i.e. the public school system has been filling their heads with socialist mush for quite a few years now and the results are quite clear in this video, which also has an entire website dedicated to the movement at

(I, unlike the President, run a transparent site, therefore, I must admit I stopped writing this here and went for a run before continuing below.)

This site claims "Generation We" is comprised of "independent thinkers" who are "less politically partisan" than previous generations. Surprisingly the quotes on the home page of this group are none other than Senator Harry Reid and Arianna Huffington, well known extreme far left individuals. So much for "non-partisan." That would explain why the alleged "independent thoughts" of the youths in the video are exact liberal (statist) talking points.

It is imperative that we stop the brainwashing of our children by these socialist organizations. Below I have linked the "Generation We" declaration, which should disturb everyone. It speaks of globalization of our sovereign nation, and below is a quote from it dealing with global warming:

"Global warming is changing the entire landscape of opportunity and risks, and little is being done to immediately fix what is known to be enduring damage. Some even deny its existence. Caring for the environment is considered a burdensome expense, rather than a necessity for our future."

Really??? Seriously??? Some even deny it's existence??? No way!!! How can that be??? How can anyone deny the existence of something that has never been proven, and in fact, has been shown on numerous occasions to be a fairy tale, forced upon the population by scientists with a known agenda, who have now been shown to have knowingly changed scientific data in order to support their flawed theory?? Why would anyone question such individuals?

Seriously, we can keep working to turn back the damage that is currently being done by the Obama administration and the liberal run Congress. We have definitely been making wonderful progress in blocking the socialization of this nation, and the "Tea Party" movement is doing well at waking up a large section of our nation which still believes in conservative values, but this will only be a temporary victory for conservatism, unless we begin concentrating more on the youth of our nation, and waking them up from the brainwashing they have undertaken. Otherwise, as scary and/or laughable as this "Generation We" movement may seem at the moment, will become a horrible nightmare when these same youth, donning their "Obama Youth" uniforms, enter your dwelling place to remove your privately owned weapons, books deemed inappropriate for the progressive nation, and make arrests of anyone espousing viewpoints not deemed to be in line with the government. I know, that last part was way over the top and unbelievable. That could never happen to our nation...Right?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Welfare Mom Explains Why Obama is Greatest President Ever

Below I have listed a copy of a "hate mail" letter sent to my good friends at The Liberal Heretic. In the letter a welfare mom takes them to task for belittling her career choice of living on the taxpayers dollar. Let's read and then go over a few definitions.

I thought you were a bitch when I read your sight.
Now I think you are a bitch and living in anohter world.

You said people should be responsable
For themselves. Well all I wanted was some help raising my son, whose
father walked out on me when he was 9. I deserve that
much. Thats why i voted for President Obama. He re[resents
people like me.

The courts gave me child support, but they didn't make
my ex to see my son, or to see me. He was a good dad, I
won't lie. He picked our son up every weekend and spent
time with him, and i made the courts take my child support
right out of his check so i always got tht.

In the mean time, I worked for a while at a restrant,
and I didn't like it. I figured I was smart so
I could go back to school and be a teacher or something. I
went to school for a while and actually became a certified
substitute teacher. Everything went good
until the county (I'm not naming) set up drug
testing and I failed because I sometimes smoked some pot
when I got home, just to relax, but never when my son was around.
That county was full of shit. It couldn't have been in
my hair sample because I hadn't smoked any of it in
weeks. And its not like i would smoke it at school. So there
is alot of injustise around and thats why we all voted Obama.

So anyways, my friend sends me your site and I listen
to a radio show of yours where you make fun of welfare
moms, and i want to tell you its not nice. I had to go
on welfare because my sons father walked out on me, and
I didnt do anything to deserve it. He owed me way more
than child support but the corupt judge said that since
we wernt legally married I couldnt get that. So ya I took
money from the goverment instead. It isnt like its money
from yourpocket or any other right quit
complaining about Obama. He is the best President we have
ever had, and no matter what people like you say, it wont
change that. he is going to help all of us who need help.
You dont so just quit wining.

We would be here all day if I went over all of her misspellings, so I will skip that and just go over a few definitions from The New American Welfare Mom Dictionary:

bitch- One who takes offense to another living off their hard earned money.

restrant- A temporary job one works at before they realize they're smart

certified substitute teacher- a certification which requires no knowledge of grammar or spelling.

injustise- when a substitute teacher is fired for smoking pot...soon to be eliminated by Obama.

welfare- money you get from the government when your babies daddy leaves you and a "corupt" judge doesn't award you all of his money...and you get fired from your teaching job for smoking pot...the money is "magical" in that it apparently doesn't come out of working Americans pockets, who evil wingnuts rumor are the employers of the government.

Obama- The best President we have ever had, who is going to help all of us who need help

This is a classic example of how Obama was elected. This is from an obviously undereducated woman who has no idea how the government and/or the courts work in our nation. She honestly thinks Obama and the liberals like him want to help her. On the contrary, they count on a continuing cycle where she and others like her will remain dependent on the same government programs their entire lives, thereby creating an uneducated class which will blindly vote them back into office so they can continue to receive their "government cheese" without having to work for it themselves. It's time to clean house this November Americans

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Obama Loves His Navy "Corpse-Men"

Imagine if George Bush had said would be plastered on every headline in the State Run Media!! Remember when Dan Quayle spelled potato wrong? How many days did the media run with that? Yet when the almighty grand poobah Obama disrespects the military and the brave corpsmen (kôr'mən) of our Navy by calling him a corpse-man...crickets. Maybe the white house should invest in teleprompters which list pronunciations beside those words deemed most difficult for Harvard grads.